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What's the difference between cat owners and dog owners

one is being a dog, and one is being a cat

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1. If life gives you melons...

You may be dyslexic!

2. People say age is just a number…

…when it is clearly a word.

3. What is the worst thing about working at the unemployment office?

If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

4. What do you call a search engine that singes Christmas songs?

Michael Googlé…..

5. I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

Sorry, we only take cash.

6. Here’s a question for the mind readers out there.

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7. IAMS dog food has introduced a new line of products for vegan dogs living in Spanish speaking countries

It's called YOSOYS

8. Yo mama so fat she has 5 watches to account for time zones

9. Yo momma so fat she ate the rest of my joke before I could get to the punchline 🤷🏻‍♂️

10. What did the soccer announcer who made the naughty list get from Santa Claus?

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